"homework" *tired zombie noises*
"studying" *sad zombie noises*
"responsibilities" *disgusted zombie noises*
"internet" *happy zombie noises*
every 5 seconds a woman gives birth to a baby. stop this woman.
do you remember when you were 13 and thought ‘omg i’m a teenager now yes i’m going to party and be a rebel and kiss people and now you’re just
in hell you have to explain every one of your text posts to a sweet old lady from the 1800s
You guys I really want a pet Quokka.
If you don’t know what that is look it up NOW.